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cookies with granpa 9/23/2004 One day, a little boy goes over to his grandparents house and is sitting out on the poarch with his grandfather. Grandpa is drinking a beer and the little boy asks if he can have a sip. "can your d 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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premature ejaculation 9/23/2004 A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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catholic girls 9/23/2004 A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever ha 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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kick the pussy 9/23/2004 A little farm boy was walking to the school bus one morning when he began kicking farm animals. First he kicked a pig. Then he kicked a chicken. Lastly he kicked a cow. His mother,watching from the ki 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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girls in heaven 9/23/2004 Judgement at St.Peters gates. A train hits a bus load of school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter. St.Peter asks the first girl,"Sh 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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old lady 9/23/2004 a man walks in to a bar and sees a huge jar of 10 dollar bills. He asks the bar tender waht they're for and the bar thender replies "if you pay me ten bucks i'll give you 3 tasks to compleate and if y 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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hippie 9/23/2004 A hippie hops onto a bus and see's a Nun. He says to the nun "Will you have Sex with me?" The nun immediately declines and hops off at the next stop. The hippy trys to follow her but is stopped by the 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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bush and condom 9/23/2004 Why is Bush like a condom? A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually bein 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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woman vs condom 9/21/2004 wat has a condom and a women got in common they spend more time in ur wallet and less time on ur dick 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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gay marriage 9/21/2004 Why did the Bush administration ban gay marriages? Because they feel the only time that guys should be on top of each other naked is in an Iraqi prison 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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marriage 9/21/2004 what is the difference beetween marrige and work(your job) A:your work has fucking bennifits 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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penguins 9/19/2004 man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas-pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. <br> He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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little girl 9/19/2004 A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" <br> As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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what happens when you fall for 9/19/2004 A chef? You get buttered up. <br> A chauffeur? You get taken for a ride. <br> A gambler? He cheats on you. <br> A telephone operator? He gives you a 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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fat 9/19/2004 your mums so fat when she gose jogging she has to pay road tax 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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pirate 9/19/2004 What did the pirate say wen he got a blowjob? <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Thar she blows!!!! =D 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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boston sox 9/19/2004 what do you call 25 guys watching the world series together? THE BOSTON RED SOX 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ugly 9/19/2004 your a SLUT who loves it in the BUT and i suggest you SHUT just SHUT the FUCK UP cause you and your stinky MUT aint welcome here at all SLUT so go back to your tin HUT what do you 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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caught 9/19/2004 A husband and wife and thier 2 boys are watching T.V. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says "Excuse us for a few minutes boys we are going to our room for a little 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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passionate 9/19/2004 Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street. They stopped her and decided she had had far too much to drink, so instead of taking her to jail they offered to drive her home. The 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes |
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