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公雞吃了威而剛之後(笑話) 2011-07-30
公雞吃了威而剛之後
一位農場主花了很多錢買了一批母雞，想靠賣雞蛋賺錢。
不料母雞一個個無精打采，總是不生蛋。他很著急，去請教專家。
專家問明情況以後，告訴他說：
"雞也是動物，也有生理需求，所以你應該再去買一批公雞"。
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3 評論, 38 瀏覽次數,
4 票
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toliet paper ............... 2024-03-18
this rabbit is sitting under a tree taking his morning dump
and along walks a big bear and leans against the tree and
the little rabbit is so scared that he is clinched up too tight to squeeze one out
the bear notices him and says morning rabbit to which the
rabbit replies m m morning mr bear while trying his best to finish and run
away <br><br>
the bear grunts a couple times and ...
0 評論, 6 瀏覽次數,
2 票
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The Heaven year itch 2024-02-18
When you die and go up rather than down, you are asked a question
and must answer it correctly to pass through the gates.
There is a blonde ahead of me ready to be asked her question
and she is all fidgety and nervous ... I heard St Peter mutter
to himself, 'Lord Father, she seems like a nice girl
so I will ask her an easy question'... So he asks her
, 'What is the name of Gods only ...
0 評論, 10 瀏覽次數,
4 票
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SLUt....(SaltLake, Ut) 2024-02-18
Back about 10 years ago I was living quite well on the Jersey
shore. Had a great job, beautiful Benz, spent weekends
back up in my hometown next to NYC, spent lots of time at the
beach or on the water, had good times in AC or up in Philly....
It was great ! When I talk about it to people now they often
will ask, 'So what on earth brought you to Salt Lake
City ?' And I tell them ...
0 評論, 6 瀏覽次數,
3 票
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why dont you diet ? 2023-11-30
fat guy in locker room shower and guy walks in and asks. "how
long since you seen your dick " fat guy says ... long time guy says "why dont you diet ? fat guy says " why what color is it now ? <br><br>
<br><br>
please comment
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I like my women like I like my coffee 2023-10-19
I send it back for not being hot enough!
2 評論, 35 瀏覽次數,
27 票
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Meh 2023-10-10
When did the messenger stop letting new members message
people using points?
0 評論, 30 瀏覽次數,
24 票
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The Engagement Ring 2023-10-09
The kinky couples had a long & restless weekend, husband
uses his free hand & pushes his wife's belly in
ward, he said ... "Don't move my love ... I think
I found our engagement ring"... he pulls his wrist
out of her ass... curious, he then said... "This isn't
mine".
0 評論, 16 瀏覽次數,
8 票
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joke 2023-08-09
question what's better than a dozen roses on a piano
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
answer tulips (two lips) on an organ
1 評論, 35 瀏覽次數,
31 票
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guaranteed weight loss 2023-05-04
man walking down the street and sees a sign that says guaranteed
weight loss. <br><br>
he goes inside and sees a real beauty at the desk and asks
about the sign and she explains. pay 100.00 and we guarantee 10lbs weight loss in one day.
excited he pays her the money and she instructs him to strip
off his clothes and go into the room with the green door.
inside he finds the most ...
3 評論, 107 瀏覽次數,
35 票
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The Biker 2023-03-30
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach
when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be
faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. <br><br>
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." <br><br>
The Lord said, ...
1 評論, 76 瀏覽次數,
33 票
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How do you piss off Whinney The Pooh? 2023-03-08
Stick two fingers in his honey
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1 評論, 87 瀏覽次數,
69 票
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I flirted with disaster last night 2022-12-11
Now disaster won’t stop texting me.
0 評論, 87 瀏覽次數,
80 票
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Succeed 2022-10-11
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until
you do suck seed.
0 評論, 168 瀏覽次數,
150 票
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Sperm 2022-10-03
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong
sock this morning.
1 評論, 153 瀏覽次數,
138 票
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Give it to me! 2022-10-03
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm
so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she
wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
2 評論, 150 瀏覽次數,
126 票
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Sex Tape 2022-09-25
My neighbours just made a sex tape. of course, they don't
know yet.
1 評論, 128 瀏覽次數,
110 票
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Fishing 2022-08-02
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
1 評論, 177 瀏覽次數,
153 票
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Mobster joke 2022-08-02
What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened
criminal.
1 評論, 152 瀏覽次數,
139 票
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just coz 2022-07-26
ignore this plz..
1 評論, 52 瀏覽次數,
41 票
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Any? 2022-07-14
Any funny sex jokes anyone would like to share? I think we
can all use a laugh!
0 評論, 173 瀏覽次數,
159 票
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coins 2022-07-04
just for coins
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0 票
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A common theme 2022-06-26
I see a lot of posts for points
0 評論, 152 瀏覽次數,
133 票
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A common theme 2022-06-26
I see a lot of posts for points
1 評論, 132 瀏覽次數,
121 票
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A common theme 2022-06-26
I see a lot of posts for points
2 評論, 97 瀏覽次數,
85 票
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hmm 2022-05-14
for points bcoz im poor
4 評論, 142 瀏覽次數,
115 票
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Confronting hate 2022-03-30
hi-speed lead posioning is needed. What is the difference
between flying pigs and politicians? The letter F. Three
tampons sitting at a bus stop. What do they say to each other?
Nothing. They’re stuck-up cunts. All the richest people in Congress are Democrats, ever
wonder why?
2 評論, 79 瀏覽次數,
54 票
,0.08 分數
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points 2022-03-15
just for points
1 評論, 111 瀏覽次數,
102 票
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A laughting motorcycle 2021-08-16
What do you call a laughting motorcycle? <br><br>
A Yamahahaha
5 評論, 213 瀏覽次數,
183 票
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Any funny Sex Stories 2021-08-12
Anyone love to share something funny that has occurred
in bed?
2 評論, 159 瀏覽次數,
140 票
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