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Again, as per the usual necessities...!!!
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6/20/2021 4:41 am |
I voted Blondes - because we don't get offended since we are too dull to realise that we have been insulted.
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Only one vote separating the top four choices... they score 4 4 3 3 but i'm not telling who they are! Poll closes at 8 am BST (British Summer Time) tomorrow! Let's have an outright winner!
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That useless fuckwit Biden
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That useless fuckwit Biden No singling out any individuals!
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Chose republicans as they are too stupid to understand jests. The NRA is also a good target (pun intended). MIght be fun to include intelligence. You can measure it by peoples ability to understand. The blackest lie is a partial truth that leads you to the wrong conclusion.
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Chose republicans as they are too stupid to understand jests. The NRA is also a good target (pun intended). MIght be fun to include intelligence. You can measure it by peoples ability to understand.
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Yup, this is basically my philosophy... I am an equal ops offender... Anyone is fair game!
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I voted for a Scandinavians since I have visited Norway four times and never once heard any jokes by them or of them and thank you.
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6/20/2021 5:10 pm |
That useless fuckwit Biden
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Well the results are in and it is pretty conclusive.... NRA supporters win! And as there has been a reasonable amount of interest here, I may add in a couple of freebies!!
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I voted for a Scandinavians since I have visited Norway four times and never once heard any jokes by them or of them and thank you. Here you go... There is Norway Jeffrey Epstein killed himself!
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Better than the orange wanker.
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Ok, as promised, 4 for the price of one! (Altho the first one is more of an observation than a joke as such! When you think owning a gun is more of a right than being cared for when you are sick you really need to re-examine your priorities! Q. How many NRA Members does it take to change a light bulb?? A. More guns! Q Why can't these jokes ever make NRA members laugh? A. Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh. A man goes bear hunting for the first time in a long while... Hiding in the woods he spots a bear through the scope of his hunting rifle. He aims... shoots... and hits the bear! Excited to hit the bear in one shot he grabs his gear and runs over to where the bear was hit. But to his disappointment, the bear is not there and not a single trace of blood can be found there. Then he feels a tap on his shoulder and as he turns around he notices the bear he thought he just hit. "You tried to shoot me. So now there's only one way for you to get out of this alive. Turn around, drop your pants and let me have my way with you." says the bear. With no other option the man does what the bear said. A week later, being able to walk again, the man return to the woods, absolutely determined to shoot the bear after the shameful events of the week before. Within the first hour he spots a bear and makes sure it's the same bear he came across the week before. He aims... shoots... and sees the bear drop... Absolutely thrilled he got his revenge on the bear he grabs his gear and rushes over to the where he's sure the dead bear should be. But when he gets there there's absolutely no sign of the bear at all. Just as he starts to panic he feel the bears paw on his shoulder again. "You're the same hunter that tried to shoot me last week, aren't you. You know the drill." says the bear. The hunter let's out a sigh and drops his pant, so the bear can humiliate him again. Another week later the man return to the woods, more angry than ever an desperate to kill the bear to take the ultimate revenge. Just as he set up his gear he spots the bear. This time he waits till the bear walks into an open spot in the forest so he has a clear shot. He aims, adjusts for wind, velocity, distance, etc. Checks. Double checks. And finally shoots. This time he takes out his binoculars and wait to see if the bear is still moving. After making sure it's not he grabs his gear and runs towards the open spot where the bear was shot. Getting closer to the spot he remembers the last two times he thought he killed the bear and he starts to slow down to scope the area. When he finally arrives at the spot where the bears corpse should be he notices the bear is gone again. At the exact moment he realizes what this means he feel the bears paw on his shoulder again. As he slowly turns around to face the thing he fears most by now he hears the bear say: "You're not here really to hunt, are you?"
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I have no idea what you are saying... Or indeed trying to say! Also, no idea why you chose to say it on my blog... If you don't like it, don't read it!
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Bingo!!
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Well then, as a personal favour to you Aislin (because I absolutely love the line in your profile about being aroused by your own darkness and there being no cure!) Here you go... There is Norway Jeffrey Epstein killed himself! and thank you
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You are so welcome, Aislin.
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